You Have Arrived at a Place... ...Where Dreams Come True
Hello everybody. I am glad you managed to find your way through the huge jungle that is the Internet to this exact point. Had you come a second before, it would not have existed in the way that it exists right now. I would explain the laws of time space flux, but I realize that you are busy and need me to move fast.
Welcome to my Home Page, Let me just take this opportunity to invite you go away, far away. You have an offensive odor. Here, try this link, it is FUN! It is called Yahoo. Go there and do not come back. Goodbye, Until we meet again!
I am impressed that you decided to stay. So impressed that I am going to let you continue viewing this home page. Try not to get distracted while on this site, not moving for too long will result in the detonation of your computer's monitor.
First off, I could tell you about what I consider important
Try not to get to distracted by all the glamour. This might be the greatest site I have ever made or will ever make. I hope that you enjoy the distractions that I build into this place, if you don't there is no real reason for you to come back. I will try to make updates and add new little things all the time. That way I won't feel like I am stupid and out of fresh comedy. Talk to you later, fool!
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Let me take the time to thank all the people that contributed to this web page, just as a cheap way to try and get all of you to also contribute. I know you all really wish you could see your name all over this web site.
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